Kentucky Nightmare

Look, in the heat of conversation, I may have said certain things I don't believe to be true. Still, when I say that I'm going to do something- such as write a book- I occasionally mean it.

So, let me offer this explanation to all of you who are holding me to that binding book obligation. The alleged lie you might have heard me saying, allegedly, moments ago . . . that's just a parasite that lives in my keyboard. What other explanation is there for a failing liquor chain that's sponsored by a shark?